Slim Joint MYB Water Bottle

Stay Hydrated, Stay Out My Business 🧋

You know that person who's always asking what you're drinking, where you got your bottle, and why you're not sharing? Yeah, this 20oz slim joint is perfect for those moments when you need to hydrate AND communicate that your beverage choices are not up for discussion.

This bottle handles your daily hydration drama:

• Keeps your drinks cold longer than people keep secrets (that's saying something)
• Hot beverages stay steaming while you stay unbothered
• Slim design fits in your bag, cup holder, and tight spaces like your patience
• Double-walled stainless steel that's tougher than your morning attitude
• Matte finish that looks as smooth as your exit strategy from awkward conversations

Perfect for when you're: At the gym and someone's eyeing your water like they forgot theirs, in meetings where you need something to sip while people talk nonsense, on public transport when you just want to mind your business in peace, or literally anywhere people might have opinions about your hydration habits.

Real talk: This isn't just a water bottle – it's a statement piece. The vacuum seal keeps your drinks at the right temperature while the design keeps nosy people at the right distance. Hand wash only because some things are worth taking care of properly.

Because staying hydrated shouldn't come with a side of unsolicited commentary. Drink up, mind your business, and let this bottle do the talking.

Please note: Hand wash only